If you click here, you will be taken to a Flickr photoset. One commenter tells us that upon viewing these photos, his/her brain "alternately exploded and melted."
This can mean only one thing.
Yes, it's a (snarkily annotated) photo tour of the Creation Museum in Kentucky! With an accompanying snarky essay!
Toughened by years of exposure to the most ridiculous philosophical doctrines imaginable, my brain actually held out for some time. This photo is the one that finally compelled it to implode. (And compare this one.) Holy frijoles!
Go on. You know you want to.
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